Saturday, May 19, 2012

Some People...

Some people find solutions.  I find excuses.

I want to breed dogs that are so large they can take over the world.

The Bible doesn't say you can't have "sex" with another man, it says you can't "lay" with another man.

I understand oral arguments.  I have one with Eva Braun every night at bedtime.

New game show idea:  Top That Tragedy.

What attracted me to Eva was her my-uncle-touched-me voice.

Death feels like you're falling backward forever through space.

I died.  It wasn't so bad.

I'm not afraid of what happened before I was born.  Why should I be afraid of what happens after I'm dead?

I'm not a slave to the clock.  At least not until clocks develop artificial intelligence.

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