I'm Just Guessing Here...

I'm just guessing here, but one way to tell if you're on the right track is if your most trusted advisors agree with you.  Mine always do.  Or else!

What's the difference between an expert and a so-called expert?

Do vampire parents have to tell their vampire children not to run with wooden stakes?

If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, try this:  Go to the party dressed as his boss...  and fire him!

I know the world looks at me as an evil, murdering dictator...  but, hey, I could be worse.

I find that you always get your way when you have a gun.

A man once told me that humans and apes are a lot alike.  Well, maybe you are, my friend.  But not I.

As a child, I often had to entertain myself.  Maybe it's better if I say no more than that.

God forgives.  I don't.

Consider the daffodil.  And while you're doing that, I'll be invading your country.


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