An Apple A Day...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 
     I just wish it would do the same for those pesky Jews

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. 
     But when it comes to the Jews...  do it first!

You've hit the nail on the head.
     Now go do something about those Jews.

If at first you don't succeed...  try, try again.
     And eventually we'll get rid of the Jews.

You've let the cat out of the bag.
     Oh, well.  Don't let the bag go to waste.  Stuff a Jew inside.

The more the merrier.
     Keep filling those showers with Jews.

Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today.
     Especially when it comes to killing Jews.

Practice makes perfect.
     So all you Nazis keeping on killing Jews until you get it right.

There's no place like home.
     So, when you really look at it, I'm doing a good thing.  I'm sending the Jews home.

I Used To Have An Imaginary Friend...

I used to have an imaginary friend. We never played together, because his imaginary parents didn't like me.

Those who say, don't know.  Those who know, don't say.

Two voices are better than one, unless those voices happen to be in your head.

The heart is a single-minded creature.

I don't see the deaths of the Jews as murder, I see them as very late-term abortions.

The coolest cat in the room, trapped in the body of the biggest dork.

They're good mothers, good wives, good housekeepers...  in other words, they're our enemies.

I let that go.  I didn't have four hours.

They'd rather sit at the cool table, than be the cool table.

The Jews are the disease, and I'm the cure.